People With Privileged Lifelong Access to Trustworthy Public Institutions Confused Why Anyone Wants Cryptocurrency
Citizens of immensely rich nation-states with historically stable and trustworthy public institutions expressed frustration and anger today at the rapid growth and growing impact of cryptocurrency.
"I just don't understand it all," said Melbourne resident Mary S. "I can go to my bank any time and deposit or withdraw good old-fashioned hard cash, as can literally every other person on the planet. And if you don't have trustworthy institutions around you, you should just wait for your government to make them for you. It's called pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, people!" Mary produced a $20 bill to demonstrate. "This is money you dumb-dumbs. If you don't have any, just remortgage one of your houses with a bank!"